Why did it take seven days for troops with helicopters, equipment, supplies, food, and water to be dispatched to southeast storm zones?

Representative Morgan Lutrell of Texas

Representative Ron Estes of Kansas

Representative Jeff Duncan of South Carolina

Whenever I write a novel, I struggle with the end, should I make it open? Should the good win or the bad win? Sometime I don't even have an ending, what should I do?

Representative Victoria Spartz of Indiana

While we really can’t do anything to stop or redirect storms (despite what Marjorie Taylor Greene spews), we can hold accountable the members of Congress who put their agenda ahead of the physical safety of their fellow Americans.

Representative Randy Weber of Texas

How does it feel to be in a marriage without any love?

Representative Andy Ogles of Tennessee

Part of the problem you point out to the agitator is the recent battle in Congress that threatened to derail the necessary $20 billion FEMA funding. This funding should’ve been resolved months ago in preparation of the new fiscal year. But rather than do that, these politicians (if I could make my written words to drip with more sarcasm I would do it) decided that because FEMA would be wiped out under Project 2025. While the bill eventually passed, the following people voted against the bill:

Senate

If a female has XX chromosomes and a male has XY chromosomes, what chromosomes do transgenders have?

Representative Mary Miller of Illinois

Representative Max Miller of Ohio

Representative Troy Balderson of Ohio

What are some ways to identify and avoid logical fallacies, such as straw man and red herring, in an argument?

Representative Ralph Norman of South Carolina

Representative Mike Collins of Georgia

Representative Jeff Van Drew of New Jersey

Why do men like BBW? What is the attraction?

Senator Tommy Tuberville of Alabama

Representative Debbie Lesko of Arizona

Representative Gary Palmer of Alabama

Why is my ex still keeping in touch with me even though she dumped me?

Representative Derrick Van Orden of Wisconsin

Representative Tony Gonzales of Texas

Representative Kat Cammack of Florida

Why wasn't Queen as successful in America as in other countries? Then, after Radio Ga Ga, they couldn't even get into the top 40 in America even when these songs were top 10 hits everywhere else in the world.

Representative John Curtis of Utah

Representative David Schweikert of Arizona

Representative Mike Waltz of Florida

My cantankerous beagle is very badly behaved at the dog park and always starts barking at the other dogs. Would pepper spray be an effective method to correct his inappropriate behavior?

Senator Eric Schmitt of Missouri

Representative Daniel Webster of Florida

Representative Cory Mills of Florida

Why do I randomly start sweating a lot in public (while waiting in line, in a new class, etc.) then start sweating more because I’m embarrassed that I’m sweating so much? Is this social anxiety?

Senator Ted Budd of North Carolina

Representative Michael Guest of Mississippi

Representative Andrew Clyde of Georgia

Can you summarize season 1 of "The Acolyte"?

Representative Darin LaHood of Illinois

They are listed above.

If one them is yours, let them know of your outrage and then, on your ballot, send these unprincipled MAGAts back to their mommy’s basement.

Why do atheists want to see God so badly?

Representative Gus Bilirakis of Florida

Representative Byron Donalds of Florida

House members

Do you agree that firearms are the most common weapon used in homicides of spouses, intimate partners, children or relatives? Should this data influence gun control policies?

Representative William Timmons of South Carolina

Now, with Helene cut into a new area and at the same time severed the 2 major highway (Yellow Circle) capable of handling all the trucks and traffic:

Representative Alex Mooney of West Virginia

Why do Brits drive a lot more dangerously compared to Americans? Is there just no courtesy when driving in the UK?

Representative Harriet Hageman of Wyoming

I lived in NC for over 25 years. In all my time there, I saw more than my share of storms. The vast majority of them came up from the south and either skirted along the coast or bent inland and then run into the northern states. By the time they got to central NC, the storms were mostly petered out or, the swung back out to sea. In the past, Helene would have tracked like the black arrow I have crudely drew

Representative Bruce Westerman of Arkansas

Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia

Representative Roger Williams of Texas

Representative Tracey Mann of Kansas

Representative Brad Finstad of Minnesota

Representative Clay Higgins of Louisiana

Senator Deb Fischer of Nebraska

Representative Lance Gooden of Texas

Representative Mike Ezell of Mississippi

to the new staging areas (red area).

Senator Katie Britt of Alabama

Senator Mike Braun of Indiana

Representative Matt Gaetz of Florida

Representative Trent Kelly of Mississippi

Representative Jim Jordan of Ohio

Senator Roger Marshall of Kansas

I am sure that someone, who has a political axe to grind, would say “Why didn’t they have extingency plans??? See! See! See! They and their leaders are incompetent and vote for the other guy!!!”.

You now need to figure out how you are going to turn them around, ship them a couple hundred miles and hope that you can find and secure the necessary staging grounds. The contacts they used to have built up over 4, 5, 6, 10 storm seasons are no longer useful so they need to find new ones.

Representative Russell Fry of South Carolina

Senator Josh Hawley of Missouri

To get from TN into NC (or vice versa) you are forced onto the yellow route

Representative Randy Feenstra of Iowa

Senator Rand Paul of Kentucky

If you see your representative or Senator on this list and you are subject to Helene or Milton, know that they don’t give a crap about you. They care more about their power and subservience to their Most Exalted Grand PooBah and identifying and destroying people and things that are “woke” than they are to their fellow Americans that have been laid low by a storm that had never happened before. That $20 billion could have been put to use in projecting and gaming the response and, among the weather games would be what to do if another devastating storm follows right on its tails.

Representative Warren Davidson of Ohio

Representative Dan Bishop of North Carolina

SO you are now the Disaster God. You know a storm is coming so you activate your assets and move them to their staging areas. You know the storm might change a bit but not as big a shift that has happened.

Representative Chip Roy of Texas

Senator Ron Johnson of Wisconsin

Helene did something unexpected: It ran right up the Blue Ridge Parkway (green arrow) and hammered towns that had never seen anything like this before.

Because of this, state and federal authorities had to figure out how to move the assets from their “normal” staging areas (blue area)

Representative Tom McClintock of California

Representative Josh Brecheen of Oklahoma

Representative Bill Posey of Florida

Representative Nancy Mace of South Carolina

Representative Rich McCormick of Georgia

Senator Mike Crapo of Idaho

Representative Paul Gosar of Arizona

Senator Tim Scott of South Carolina

Representative Aaron Bean of Florida

Representative Andy Biggs of Arizona

Representative Barry Moore of Alabama

Representative Russ Fulcher of Idaho

Representative Rudy Yakym of Indiana

Representative Keith Self of Texas

Senator Markwayne Mullin of Oklahoma

Representative Jim Banks of Indiana

I know it doesn’t seem like a big distance but when you see power truck convoys a mile or so long, followed with the necessary support equipment and personnel, you realize this is something heavily planned.

Representative Eric Burlison of Missouri

Representative John Joyce of Pennsylvania

than the blue routes.

Representative Thomas Massie of Kentucky

The rest of the landscape in not exactly conducive to move a lot of heavy traffic.

Representative Laurel Lee of Florida

Representative James Baird of Indiana

Representative Andy Harris of Maryland

Representative Scott Perry of Pennsylvania

Representative Matt Rosendale of Montana

Senator Pete Ricketts of Nebraska

If you look back in history, you will see that storms usually hit in the same general area and follow the same general path. So the plans to respond, assemble, stage and deploy were all built around history.

Representative Eli Crane of Arizona

Representative Bob Good of Virginia

Representative Anna Paulina Luna of Florida

Now we have a Cat 5 (Milton) locked on to Southwest Florida.

Representative John Rose of Tennessee

Representative Beth Van Duyne of Texas

Representative Mike Bost of Illinois

Which is almost 300 miles farther

Senator Mike Lee of Utah

Senator James Risch of Idaho

Senator Marsha Blackburn of Tennessee

Representative Greg Lopez of Colorado

Representative Tim Burchett of Tennessee

Representative Nathaniel Moran of Texas

Representative Morgan Griffith of Virginia

Representative Michelle Fischbach of Minnesota

Representative Claudia Tenney of New York

Senator Bill Hagerty of Tennessee

Representative Lauren Boebert of Colorado

Representative Michael Cloud of Texas